(Stormys corner) New thread 4 jokes

**StormySGT ELIAS** · January 28th, 2012

A grumpy bear wakes up after along winters hibernation and has to take a dump and while he is doing his business a snow white rabbit comes up to him and says hey! Mr. bear what you doing the bear doesn't answer hey Mr.Bear where have you been the bear doesn't answer nice day isn't it the bears says to him hey rabbit when you go to the bathroom does the poop stick to your fir the rabbit says yes so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

More to come just getting started

**StormySGT ELIAS** · January 31st, 2012

So there’s a pirate that walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his penis mumbling and grumbling he asked the bartender for a beer the bartender looks at him surprised like and serves the pirate. He walks away talking to himself and sits down. Upon finishing his beer he goes up to the bar keep and says Aargh! give me anada beer in a demanding tone of voice the bar keep looks at him and then the steering wheel. The pirate goes off cursing, kicking chairs and throwing punches at the air drinks down that beer and goes up to the bar and says Aargh ! give me the bartender interups him and says what’s with the steering wheel the pirate says Aargh it’s driving me nuts.

**StormySGT ELIAS** · February 2nd, 2012

This guy admiring his new grill glances at his wife's ass and says to her man your ass must be bigger than my new BBQ grill so he runs into the garage and comes out with a tape measure and checks and says ya I was write! so at night after going to bed he says hay we gonna fool around and she says you must be crazy if you think I am gonna fire up this big ol grill for such a little wienner

**CAG Staff** · February 2nd, 2012

So how is your new grill Stormy? hahah!

**Randuken** · February 3rd, 2012

lmao, good one stormy

**StormySGT ELIAS** · February 3rd, 2012

You must mean my little wienner

**StormySGT ELIAS** · February 3rd, 2012

Please give a hell ya if the latest joke tickeles you funny bone so as that all you have 2 do is look at the latest jokes

**StormySGT ELIAS** · March 15th, 2012

So there's a rabbit a lizard and a turtle they decide to pool there money together to start a farm they draw straws to see who will take a week long journey to get seed and fertilizer and the rabbit losses dreading having to go many miles hauling manure in the hot spring time weather. So the lizzard and the turtle stay back and plow the field in preparation of seeding and fertilizing as they were plowing they noticed some black stuff pooling in a puddle and then all of a sudden oil starts gusshing out of the ground so much oil that they became millionaires over night SO much that they could have a mansion built in three days . Meantime the rabbit is on his way back home and when he gets to the fork in the road were he swears that the farm was is a mansion so large so he goes up to the mansion and rings the door bell a butler answers and he ask do you know were the lizzard and the turtle live the buttler answers Mr. Lizzaard is in the yard and Mr. tortell is in the well so the rabitt says to him well tell them Mr. Raaabitt is here withe the SHIT.

**StormySGT ELIAS** · June 12th, 2012

Why Cheech is now a man

Before Cheech had a sex change operation he was a little girl and one day he was in the school yard at at he private school he attended. The school teacher that was monitoring the kids at play noticed Cheech was climbing the tree and the teacher told Cheech to get down from there and the teacher said why are you up there and Cheech said the boys all got together and bet me I couldn't climb the tree and I made 3 dollars the the teacher told Cheech that they just wanted to see her underweareso next week the same teacher catches Cheech up in the tree again nd Cheech tells the teacher not this time because I am not wearing underwear and they cant see nothing