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PATRON (February 22nd, 2013)
BlameItOnGod13 (February 21st, 2013),CAG CheechDogg (February 21st, 2013),Havocizzle (January 19th, 2015)
Before Marriage:
Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)
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CAG Destroyer (January 19th, 2015)
-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
CAG Destroyer (January 19th, 2015)
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
CAG Destroyer (January 19th, 2015)
CAG TheKid (August 8th, 2015),xPARCHx (August 8th, 2015)
Donald Trump has written a lot of books .....
But they all ended with chapter 11
A woman was jogging down the beach as she spots this man alone heavily crying.
She stops and asks the man "What's wrong?"
The man sobs "Well to start off, I've lived my whole life without arms or legs and my doctor told me I only have a few months left to live."
She replies "I'm very sorry to hear that" as she notices he really doesn't have any arms or legs, "Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?"
The man states "Well there is one thing, I've never had a real kiss from a woman."
So the woman leans over to kiss the man and he stops crying. They chat for a few minutes until the man starts crying again.
The woman then asks him "What's wrong now?"
"Well I also haven't been fucked in my life," the man replies.
So the woman jogs to the dock while carrying the man on her back.
The woman then throws him off the edge of the dock screaming "WELL YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"