Now That's Good Shit

[SoulSeeker1972]

I guessing that when you read the title you were thinking "what the hell is he talking about ". If not you may wander soon enough.
So today while getting ready for work. I figure I would get caught up on the forums while taking my pre/work shit. As I'm reading through all the posts, I realize two things. 1. I read slow. 2. I've been sitting hear reading so slow my legs are going numb. So I decided to speed things up, push out the turd and go about my day. That's when it happened.
A turd hit the water and splashed me right in the butthole. Now you European guys no what I'm talking about, it's kinda like a bidet, but closer to the redneck version of peeing in your own butt. Anyway, after getting a not so fresh feeling and having to use a lot of tp, because my butts now wet. I realize, reading the forums while taking a shit can leave you with one unsure feeling before work.
Just thought I would share that with y'all. Peace


American Patriot

[Riddled]

I guessing that when you read the title you were thinking "what the hell is he talking about ". If not you may wander soon enough.
So today while getting ready for work. I figure I would get caught up on the forums while taking my pre/work shit. As I'm reading through all the posts, I realize two things. 1. I read slow. 2. I've been sitting hear reading so slow my legs are going numb. So I decided to speed things up, push out the turd and go about my day. That's when it happened.
A turd hit the water and splashed me right in the butthole. Now you European guys no what I'm talking about, it's kinda like a bidet, but closer to the redneck version of peeing in your own butt. Anyway, after getting a not so fresh feeling and having to use a lot of tp, because my butts now wet. I realize, reading the forums while taking a shit can leave you with one unsure feeling before work.
Just thought I would share that with y'all. Peace


American Patriot

You peed in your own butt! Lmao!

[CAG NIGHTHAWK]

I like it when the water hits my butthole. Albeit, it's poop and pee water.

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[XERXXISS]

My man, I am sympathetic to your situation and i'm almost certain that most, if not all of us ,has had that exact revelatory moment when you realize you've just peed in your own butt. I myself as much as i don't want to admit have waded these waters, always surprised yet helpless to prevent such an occurrence. the sound, the inevitable time space continuum, the shock as icy cold meets warm and vulnerable, uuuuuugggghhhhh , i can't take. So BIG BRO, we are all subject to some of the same situations and it's these moments when you realize we are not that different after all............... THANK YOU FOR SHARING......

[Randuken]

Nah I've heard the butthole feels weird after contact with water or toilet paper. Which is why I use baby whipes trust me you'll thank me later.last thing u need is an itchy butthole

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[CAG ToxicBob]

I've had this happen on a Porto potty


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[Riddled]

I've had this happen on a Porto potty


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That's the worst

[G3FAHR]

I am so bloody glad I read this thread. You leave no doubt soul that you are a sick man. Thanks for the laugh mate.


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[GuavaCakes]

What the fuck did I just read

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[Bigmak2420]

SMDH lol


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