I guessing that when you read the title you were thinking "what the hell is he talking about ". If not you may wander soon enough.
So today while getting ready for work. I figure I would get caught up on the forums while taking my pre/work shit. As I'm reading through all the posts, I realize two things. 1. I read slow. 2. I've been sitting hear reading so slow my legs are going numb. So I decided to speed things up, push out the turd and go about my day. That's when it happened.
A turd hit the water and splashed me right in the butthole. Now you European guys no what I'm talking about, it's kinda like a bidet, but closer to the redneck version of peeing in your own butt. Anyway, after getting a not so fresh feeling and having to use a lot of tp, because my butts now wet. I realize, reading the forums while taking a shit can leave you with one unsure feeling before work.
Just thought I would share that with y'all. Peace
American Patriot
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