Double XP Weekend Parody

**HakunaMatataDoe** · April 12th, 2016

So, thanks to that wonderful Timehop thing for Facebook, a thing popped up today where my brother and I made a song for Double XP Weekend for COD. I just had to share this with ya'll because man, my 15-year-old self was pretty damn creative.

Btw, the tune goes to R Kelly - Ignition soo yeah haha

Now usually they don't do this but uh
We're gonna go ahead and plug it in this weekend

Now we're all tryna be cool
Hey, I just wanna play with you
We can show them how we do
Let's try something new
That's why we're all online
We can show you sometime
We're all in our prime
Now we can listen to you whine

So gimme that X-P
And give us that freebie
Running around here we go
Give us, give us some mo'
We're gonna wipe you on the flo'

This is how we do it this weekend
Got fresh sandwiches in the kitchen
Don't wanna miss this action
This game has such an attraction

Sippin' on coke, chewing gum
Hold on gotta scratch my bum
Double XP weekend baby bout to have us some fun

Shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot

Come on
It's not murder, ya know
It's just how we roll
Bout to put on a show
They hear you scream down the road

So how do you feel?
With us takin' all your kills
We're gonna plug it in
For double XP weekened

So gimme that XP
And give us that freebie
Running around here we go
Give us, give us some mo'
We're gonna wipe you on the flo'

This is how we do it on the weekend
Got fresh sandwiches in the kitchen
Don't wanna miss this action
This game has such an attraction

Sippin' on coke, chewing gum
Hold on, gotta scratch my bum
It's double XP weekend baby bout to have us some fun

We're all rocking our headsets
This is bout as active as I get

I got soda to my left, chips up on my right
Since it's the weekend we can stay up all night
Then after this game we're going 10th lobby
And after the lobby we're gonna rock your body
And round about 6 we gotta go potty
Then we can come back and kill somebody

So gimme that XP
And give us that freebie
Running around here we go
Give us, give us some mo'
We're gonna wipe you on the flo'

This is how we do it on the weekend
Got fresh sandwiches in the kitchen
Don't wanna miss this action
This game has such an attraction

Sippin' on coke, chewing gum
Hold on, gotta scratch my bum
It's double XP weekend baby bout to have us some fun

Guys I'm off to bed
Just need to clear my head
I'll be back in a bit
Then we can tear up some shit
We'll keep this weekend rolling
But for now I'm going

I really can't believe I've made it to the age of 23.