On my lunch break today (rare opportunity) after dealing with public order events I went into the shopping centre.. Walking around looking at holidays with the girlfriend, this old bloke is walking up behind me (I'm in uniform) as he's walked passed me I accidentally let one go & I mean you could possibly hear it from 4 floors away it was that loud, anyway Gemma grabs her bags & runs off holding her nose I'm stood there looking at holidays... As she's running I've shouted why you running for!!? I know you farted but no need to run you dirty sod! People burst out laughing! Get back in the car I let another one go omg I almost killed myself & the dogs they tried breaking out it was that bad!
Moral of the story! Check your surroundings & people near by you can always let one go & blame the other
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Originally Posted by SECJay
