What's Worse Then Finding a Worm In Your Apple?

**zarmcher** · March 17th, 2016

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill the plumber's children and force the plumber to watch.

**Batman_OnA_Stick** · March 18th, 2016

Originally Posted by zarmcher

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill the plumber's children and force the plumber to watch.

This one is up there with the baby jokes dude. Hahah good stuff

**zarmcher** · March 18th, 2016

yo mama so fat.

She should be concerned cause diabetes is a serious problem.

**Batman_OnA_Stick** · March 19th, 2016

Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.

**zarmcher** · March 24th, 2016

I meant to hit hell fucking yeah only sorry bstman

**hawkerra** · March 24th, 2016

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: Why the long face?

The horse, being incapable of speech, says nothing and eventually leaves.

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**Batman_OnA_Stick** · March 25th, 2016

Originally Posted by hawkerra

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: Why the long face?

The horse, being incapable of speech, says nothing and eventually leaves.

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Damn it I read that expecting there's be a punchline but I should have known better in this thread!

**Riddled** · March 25th, 2016

Superman was flying around one day when he saw Wonder Women sunbathing naked. He thought to himself....I bet I could fly down there real quick and fuck her and fly off and she would never know what happened. So he did. Afterwords Wonder Women said "what the fuck was that?" The Invisible Man popped up and said "I don't know but my ass sure hurts."