What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
CAG Archangel (March 15th, 2016),HakunaMatataDoe (March 15th, 2016),Riddled (March 15th, 2016)
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
Get in the car.
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CAG Archangel (March 15th, 2016),HakunaMatataDoe (March 15th, 2016)
HakunaMatataDoe (March 15th, 2016)
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A Hispanic and a black guy are in the back of a car, who is driving?
The police.
(Sorry to the Hispanics and black guys in CAG I just love this one)
If they stand up, put them back down.
Why did little orphan Sally fall off the swings?
Because she didn't have any arms!
Knock knock Who's there?
Not little orphan Sally
Roses are gray.
Violets are gray.
I am a dog
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Wat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming over.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, laying in front of your door?
An ambulance, clearly he was involved in a horrible accident.
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