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  1. March 14th, 2016 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScruffyTheFox View Post
    Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.
    Why couldn't the blue armored elite get into the bar?, because he was a minor. (halo)
    How did helen kellers parents punish her? they moved the furniture, hung bowling balls from the ceiling and left the plunger in the toilet.
    Lmao the Hellen Keller one is fucking Hilarious


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  2. March 14th, 2016 #12
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    What's green and has wheels?

    Grass, I lied about the wheels.

    If they stand up, put them back down.

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  4. March 14th, 2016 #13
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    Why do you use a pitchfork when unloading a truck of dead babies?

    To find the ones that are still alive.

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  5. March 14th, 2016 #14
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    I'm probably going to Hell for posting that.

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  6. March 14th, 2016 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkerra View Post
    I'm probably going to Hell for posting that.

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    Oh, hawk...

    Well, since we're both going to hell, want to carpool?

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  8. March 14th, 2016 #16
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    Sure. If I'm going to burn for eternity, why bring extra gas?

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    That's the spirit buddy!

    Don't worry, zarmcher will be going with us, too.

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    Finding a worm in your stomach


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  11. March 15th, 2016 #19
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    What does a pig and a fish have in common? They both have scales except for the pig.

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    What's blue and smells like red paint?

    Blue paint.

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