Fell Asleep On The...?

[Rednek]

Yesterday was the first time I'd slept in 4 days. Needless to say I was tired. So today at school I fell asleep... in the bathroom... for 3 hours. And no one even noticed. I have mad skillzzzzzz


Sent from the land of cows

[OnixEwok]

Just over a year ago'ish one time at work ... k so actually started that morning.

Sick as shit, like sore as fuck could barely move let alone focus on work but i had to go in, some jobs cant wait and can only be done by one person. So about 45 mins before i am due in i pop a tylenol cold and flu and smoke a fuckin bowl. From about 9 am to 11 am i was passing out periodically as i stared at endless excel sheets, neways barely got through the shit i needed to get done, my boss wasnt in so without even telling my coworkers i decided to leave. Figrued drive home quick anither bowl, another pill a long nap, i should geel better for dinner, except On my way out i walked past one of those metal butt stop ashtray things and the damn thing is smoldering inside. As soon as that smell hit my olfactory sensors it all went down hill.

I run back in puke in the bathrooms (somehow made it there on time) try to leave but made it like 10ft out of the bathrooms and i was right back in. This process took so much out of me i went to the first aid room to lay down quickly (its about noonish by this time) and next thing i know its 330ish and i got woken up by the security guard comin in to get a bandaid.....lol
Now i felt better and made no sense leaving at that point cuz if i stuck out another hour i would have to take a half sickdday.


Worse part was when i got back to my desk my coworkers were like oh there you are where ya been? I explained and there were like oh we thought you were in a meeting. I'm like nearly a 4 hour meeting thats unheard of. I could have died and you guys wouldnt even realized i was missing.......

[Wardaddy]

Wow hope you're feeling better