Anti Jokes

[Rednek]

As several of the 360 people know by now, I love anti jokes. So I thought I'd share some of em.

-What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance due to the fact he has a rather serious head injury

-And the lord said unto John "come forth and receive eternal life" but John came fifth and got a toaster

-Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Someone threw a fridge at her

-What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
A pilot

-What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?
Get in the bat mobile

-What's the problem with midgets?
They're in short supply


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[pred8or08]

Last on funny

[Hobbit]

[SprayAim]

mangos in a bar.

there was a time they only sold crisps and peanuts

[Bscrubin]

Knock knock

Come in



Why did Hellen Keller not catch the baseball?

She forgot her glove at home.

[OnixEwok]

How do you circumsize a redneck.......




Kick his sister in the chin.....💣

[Rednek]

-what's brown and sticky?
A stick

-what's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint

-what would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his casket


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[OnixEwok]

What difference between a blonde and a brick.

After you lay a brick it doesnt follow you around for 2 weeks whining...💣

[Hobbit]

I was having issues with my seatbelt... then it clicked

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[Rednek]

-How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her

-how do you wake up lady gaga?
You set an alarm for a reasonable hour

-why was six afraid of seven?
(Bonus points if you get the reference) Because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.


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