Randuken's Celebration Thread

**xPARCHx** · August 4th, 2015

Big shout out to Randuken and him going to Colombia

Be safe man and have some fun man, you deserve it!!!

**CAG Cookie** · August 4th, 2015

Randy please for the love of God and single old ladies who pay you to have sex with them! Wrap your penis before you dive into the hookers!!!!! Remember the finger test! If it stinks refuse the pink, but the brown won't let you down!!!!

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**Randuken** · August 4th, 2015

I'm gonna pretend I didn't just read that but ok. Been waiting 6 months since I bought my ticket about damn time.

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**Randuken** · August 4th, 2015

I'm pretty sure I'm ok with the condoms tho they didn't have my size....

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**Bscrubin** · August 4th, 2015

Originally Posted by CAG Randuken

I'm pretty sure I'm ok with the condoms tho they didn't have my size....

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I'm pretty sure sex stores has extra small condoms. I would look there.

**NuT jOb** · August 5th, 2015

Originally Posted by CAG Bscrubin

I'm pretty sure sex stores has extra small condoms. I would look there.

I pretty sure only Spencers an gag/joke stores sell those..... Heres to Randy the jokes on him !!! be safe and clean and the have fun

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**Beastmode** · August 5th, 2015

Randy have fun in Columbia bro. Enjoy your vacation and try not to miss all the banter and teasing you get while you're gone.

Kick your feet up, get your dick sucked and remember if you angle your hand just right you can block out her face and it can be just like those pics you sent nut and I bwahahaha

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