Anti Jokes

[H1arrY]

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.

I don't know why but I seem to really like anti jokes.

[xsilentgoodbyexx]

A man walks into a bar.
Is alcohol dependency is ripping is family apart.

I like my coffee like I like my women.
Without a penis.

My favorite though is...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

[OnixEwok]

A Photon checks into a hotel, the desk clerk asks "Don't you have any luggage?"
The Photon replies "No I'm Travelling Light"

[OnixEwok]

There is a band called 1023Mb

But they haven't got a gig yet........


What do you call two crows on a branch....

Attempted murder.



The past present and future walk into a bar..... It was tense



Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,

They always take thing literally...



a C, E flat and a G walk into a bar.. The bartender says sorry we don't serve minors in here.....

[Prodigy629]

Wanna hear something not funny? The holocaust.

[PestiferousJoe]

How about a dirty joke.

A boy played in the mud.

[OnixEwok]

What do you call a guy on a stage with no arms and no legs.....

Mic

[Duckonquack711]

whats red and bad for your teeth?
A Brick...

[Duckonquack711]

so this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere....

[CAG ShadowSnypr]

A period ends a sentence and every mans happiness


With precision and deadliness;
CAG ShadowSnypr