There is a band called 1023Mb
But they haven't got a gig yet........
What do you call two crows on a branch....
Attempted murder.
The past present and future walk into a bar..... It was tense
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
They always take thing literally...
a C, E flat and a G walk into a bar.. The bartender says sorry we don't serve minors in here.....