Drunk moments!

[CAG CheechDogg]

So tonight coming back from the bar buzzed and all my brother asks my sister in law "babe, so do you still want those 2 bags of cement" she said "yes of course"

We stop at this house that is being built, and we take these 2 75 lb bags of cement. I pick mine up and i am running like a bat out of hell towards the car, my sister lets out this laugh, i mean a loud as laugh, i dump my bag and my brother is still running with his bag. Dude!, we are criminals! hahah!

What is one of your funniest drunk moments!

[CAG ToxicBob]

i have to many stories to tell but my best story is when we got hammered and went cow tipping there were 5 of us we were so drunk it took all of us to get the cow over when that cow jumped up we saw it was a bull i ran one way and the other 4 ran the other which was the longest run to the fence the bull chased me first i got to the fence and tried to dive through it which was a bad move because it was an electric fence i shocked for about 2 minutes till the bull ripped the wire then the bull went after the fat kid we took with us the bull broke his arm when he caught him we had to go back in and get the bull away from him so the fat kid could get out

[CAG CheechDogg]

Hahaha! oh shit! dude that is grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

We used to go cow tipping too! This one time we decided to do something different. We took rope and white sheets, when we got there we were shitfaced of course. We started tying the sheets to the cow's tales....once we got them tied, we did probably 8 cows, we slap the cows hard with a stick on the ass and lit up some firecrackers...DUDE! those cows ran and ran and ran and ran trying to get away from these sheets!

After about a good 5 mins of us watching the cows run and mooo, we saw some trucks driving up towards us at like no other, it was the cows owner! We got chased by these guys while the shot shotguns in the air! Dude we ended up I think more scared than those cows! haha....good times!

[Twinz Of Death]

well being only fifteen i dont have any...... but ive been laughing for about two hours now while reading these stories!!!! man cheech you gotta get drunk more often