What Women Do

[LordHavok]

This is what happens when i get up to eat some blue cheese dip and take a piss........she takes up the bed, every single time......should i draw on her face??

[Jw Gym Freak]

you should get some sheets and a pillow case for health concerns, then kiss her on the cheek and lay sideways with her!

[LordHavok]

you should get some sheets and a pillow case for health concerns, then kiss her on the cheek and lay sideways with her!

Laundry day brother, they be hang dryin cause we to broke for a dryer, shes a black belt in tae kwon do, and u want me to kiss her n lay down with her, usually that ends with her jumpin outt bed thinkin shes late for work

[Jw Gym Freak]

but if she wakes up she might as well... *cough* kimura your johnson

[LordHavok]

She woke up, asked if i was gonna take nikki home(one of her friends who ive never met and dont kno whrre we live) while she finished makin som1s drink(she works at starbucks). Shes dream workin, wonderful, i choke her n freak out while i sleep and she works in hers

[Jw Gym Freak]

should've asked if nikki was gonna put out on the ride

[LordHavok]

Idk bout u but im very good friends with my penis, so i definetly dont wanna see it in a blender

[Jw Gym Freak]

drink it then it will regrow.. like a lizards tail! i think that is how it works

[LordHavok]

It is, trust me i took highschool anatomy alot

[Lesbehonest]

Never wake up a woman unless it's extremely important..most of us get grumpy.