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Yes... I was 3 months old and I was thrown across the Rio Grande with a giant sling shot in 1975 ! ....
Every recruit and new member and old member is now required to know this answer ... if someone I ask online doesn't know this answer they are going to get DEMOTED 1 rank !!!! think im bullshitting ?
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I now am happy im not online hahahahah i dont have much rank to demoteOriginally Posted by CAG CheechDogg
CAG CheechDogg (August 21st, 2014)
I'm being serious! lol ...its going to be a required question for everyone to know the answer to ...lol
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Im gonna start askin random ppl just to get them in trouble hahahahahahah
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Lol...I think I just wee'd a little...
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ScottyDntKnow (August 26th, 2014)
It all started when Cheech was just a little bitty baby cheech, he came into this world with the hopes and dreams of making it big!... little did cheech know that he was in for a surprise. He would work from the time he could walk, because he had to make daddy (ME) some money, and the going price for fine baby cheech at the time was only a cap off of a bottled coke. So as you could imagine, it took a lot of work on his part to get me enough to change in for money.
By the time cheech would make 12 he was a hot commodity on the "gag me til i puke and make me do anal" undergeound scene, he was making daddy so proud... but over time he would complain that his bum hole was looking more like the worlds largest tamale (so we made the slogan "Tirate a un poso").
So I made the business decision to have my money maker cheech get reconstructive surgery on his butt... the surgery was to take place in California, but he has had so many run ins with border patrol due to bachelor parties that they didn't want him in the states bc they would not be able to use his sweet bottom at their will! Daddy had to think of a plan, I would change my name to GATOR bc daddy was world renowned for pimping out babies!!! Gator would go on to become a ruthless boss using phrases such as "GATORS BITCHES BETTER BE USING JIMMIES" and when it came to violence "GO GET GATOR HIS GAT" but back to the plan...
after months of trying to sneak in for the surgery GATOR devised a genius plan that he should have implemented in the beginning, make cheech into a world class swimmer! Gator already had a pool, why not make cheech practice! the only problem with that was cheech always tried to use the skimmer and the pool vacuum as "toys" then we would have to reprimand him! Gator realized that he could fit the entire vacuum inside of that delicious posterior of cheech... *lightbulb* Gator went and bought every extension cord he could find, after connecting the cords and equipping cheech with a scuba tank (which was also hid inside cheech) we lowered cheech into the water and turned the power on for the pool vacuum, the vacuum powered cheech who never finished his swim lessons to the coast of California. When he arose from the water and pulled out the supplies, Gator was waiting for him with a limo, big things were in store for this international star and his pimp!!!!
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS STORY!
Last edited by Jw Gym Freak; August 22nd, 2014 at 05:18 AM.
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