It was simple. In the mortal words of J.D. Cahill he just walked up to the gate and said "OH HELL GET OUT OF MY WAY"
If you don't know who JD Cahill is well...thats just sad!
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CAG JB (January 25th, 2016)
Chet Norris (January 25th, 2016)
Officially? 3 month old baby, 1975, giant slingshot, Rio Grande.
Unofficially? Details are still redacted, but it involved a trebuchet, a gunfight, approximately 400 kilos of weed, a pink lawn flamingo, and two jars of peanut butter. Baby involvement unconfirmed; sources say Cheech was born a 35 year old man.
If I can guess, he probably rented an RV and paid a stripper to act as his wife and a teenage rock and roll style who had to wash her face to look more girly and a dumb ass boy to fill the role of the distracter.
He prolly went to through the border partol by honking his whiteass RV feeling like a Flanders family!
Meet the cheech!!
Hid under a cargo truck and rocket launched the gard at the end of el chopos prison tunnel
For 3 easy payments of 999.99 I can tell you![]()
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