Reality of Alaska

[RainyDaiz]

Sarah Palin gave us a bad name... We have grass... We use American currency... Yes we have walmarts, mcdonalds, and pretty much every other fast food joint... We get more snow than god... We have every climate available in the world in our one state... We are bigger than Texas, and know it. Texas is our bitch, no offense... We climb mountains like you climb towers... Outdoor life is second nature, and we laugh at all survival shows except Les Stroud... Canada's our homies, and we snowmobile to Russia for our vodka... Polar bears are scary... So are Kodiak Browns... Salmon and king crab cannot be beat... The marijuana here is excellent... The mountains have enough Iron content that people born here get lost when they go to the states (True story)... We play in -50*F and cry in 80*F... We have two of the top five ski and snowboard resorts, along the the top two heliski\board resorts... You can live in Alaska with only the dividend if you know how to build a cabin and live outdoors with your own food acquisition and production...

Eskimo should absolutely never be given alcohol. Ever.

Did I miss much Havok? Hehe... I'll post a gallery here in a day or two with my exploits.
Pondered upon a rainy plateau, with a coal forge, and many dragon.

[LordHavok]

Sarah Palin gave us a bad name... We have grass... We use American currency... Yes we have walmarts, mcdonalds, and pretty much every other fast food joint... We get more snow than god... We have every climate available in the world in our one state... We are bigger than Texas, and know it. Texas is our bitch, no offense... We climb mountains like you climb towers... Outdoor life is second nature, and we laugh at all survival shows except Les Stroud... Canada's our homies, and we snowmobile to Russia for our vodka... Polar bears are scary... So are Kodiak Browns... Salmon and king crab cannot be beat... The marijuana here is excellent... The mountains have enough Iron content that people born here get lost when they go to the states (True story)... We play in -50*F and cry in 80*F... We have two of the top five ski and snowboard resorts, along the the top two heliski\board resorts... You can live in Alaska with only the dividend if you know how to build a cabin and live outdoors with your own food acquisition and production...

Eskimo should absolutely never be given alcohol. Ever.

Did I miss much Havok? Hehe... I'll post a gallery here in a day or two with my exploits.
Pondered upon a rainy plateau, with a coal forge, and many dragon.

U shouldve said alla alaska natives instead of eskimo, other than that yup!!!, nail on the head there brother, to the fuckin T, o ya muktuk and seal oil too, along with bear fat and dry meat hahaha