My actual STRUCTURED argument:
Even though Australia has only been its own country for a little over a hundred years, we have developed to a level almost past America. Our culture and our art, even though it is not as old as some masterpieces, sometimes far surpasses America, and is usually on par. Our cities are clean, and efficient, and our unemployment problems are essentially over. YOU may have bacon donuts (fatties) but WE have a clear functioning society.
I am sorry to bring this point up (breaks etc) but America has hundreds of shootings, due to your gun laws and stupid ideas. after you give a man 5 guns, check his health regularly. DON"T LET HIM SHOOT UP A CINEMA. Your military bases have no security. sure you have nukes (uranium purchased from us) but if you allow men to come in and shoot many civilians and military personel, then you are doing something wrong.
Australia may be younger than you, smaller than you, have less people than you but Australia out-does America on almost every occasion. War, we have never had. We have entered war to aid YOU, and suffered many casualties. The arguments I have had so far in this 'debate' are people saying 'no' and a picture of a man fighting a tiger.
Have a good evening, and God Bless Australia!