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    the Riddle And Joke Thread!


    Post any riddles and Jokes here for the community to have fun with!


    I will start:

    What is brown and sticky?

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    A stick?

    What has a neck but no head?



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    A bottle ?


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    A murderer is condemned to death, he has to choose between three rooms the first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.

    Which room is safest for him


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    Quote Originally Posted by CAG RAZ View Post
    A murderer is condemned to death, he has to choose between three rooms the first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.

    Which room is safest for him


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    The second Room ?

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    The third room as the lions will be dead after not eating for 3 years lol


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    Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.
    Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

    You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

    Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ?

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    Assuming all switches begin in the off position, turn on the first switch. Leave it on for five minutes, then touch it with your hand. If it is warm, then that is the switch. If it is not, then you must do the same for the middle switch. If neither are warm after the five minutes, then it is the last switch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAG RAZ View Post
    The third room as the lions will be dead after not eating for 3 years lol


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    Fucken shit lol
    Good One .
    And I thought really hard about this two lol
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    something else?

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