Chat Bar, Shout Box Information

**PopRocks** · August 19th, 2011

I want some banana sex... oh wait, you already have banana sex...

**CAG CheechDogg** · October 15th, 2011

The following are the commands list for the new chat bar emoticons. I will add more later.

"

", ":d", "

", "

", ":'(", ":@", "

", "(l)", "8|", ":S", "8)", ":/", ":|", ":*)",":sniper",":gatlin",":uzies",":chopper",":crap",":mooners",":canada",":britain",":eatcake",":snowfight",":chugbeer",":salute",":thailand",":bananasex"

all the commands start with the colon by itself followed by the character, example would be :uzies would give you the smiley shooting 2 uzies at the same time.

Have fun!

**Mattrl42** · October 15th, 2011

Woah... Just epic. You get a hell yeah!

**CAG CheechDogg** · October 21st, 2011

Well sometimes we get into some pretty funny ass convos in chat bar and some are hell of hilarious to. Here is one we had earlier today but I fell asleep:

There is a poll for this post, vote if its funny or not above.

:banansex
IRONVALOR
;bananafuck
hahaha
CAG CheechDogg
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
The F.D. must be standing around saying hey this xbox stuff sound cool
CAG ToxicBob
you guys are fucked up
IRONVALOR
gives a whole new meaning to Peanut butter Jelly time
CAG CheechDogg
sure does
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
O you have a dog too I have a Husky
IRONVALOR
I have a Chiuahua
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
l bet his name is lucky
IRONVALOR
I used a little bit of shoe polish and now hes a dalmation
CAG CheechDogg
nice
IRONVALOR
Feisty actually
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
mexican chiuahua
tell him youl get him a green card he will never turn you in
IRONVALOR
Right now I have sorta bought stock in Peter Pan Peanut butter
CAG ToxicBob
isn't mexican chiuahua the meat that taco bell uses in their tacos
IRONVALOR
Thats Chinchilla
close though
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
no mexcican Gato
IRONVALOR
but Chinchilla is by far more fun to say
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
thats Mexican puss_
IRONVALOR
I had a Mexican once
tasted like Cinnamon
God I miss him!
HAHAHA
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
I heard you had Mexican in you
CAG ToxicBob
me to he finished cleaning up the leafs an hour ago
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
ME
IRONVALOR
hahahah
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
every time we talk like this Cheech runs o the bathroom and strokes it
CAG ToxicBob
he does it in the kitchen
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
I think he took bob
oh never mind
IRONVALOR
I do it in the drawer
CAG ToxicBob
nice
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
he likes the spatula cause his ass sticks to his Georgeforman
IRONVALOR
you have to use more crisco
and it leaves more of a golden brown tinge than the grill marks
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Socks 4 me cause all you do is turn them inside out
CAG ToxicBob
what happens when they can stand up by themselves
IRONVALOR
No socks for me.. I am so backed up I could blow the seam apart
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
mine have holes in the
its like a presure release valve
pressure
comes out like tooth paste
IRONVALOR
Mine comes out like somebody turned on a firehose
full of curdled milk
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
stay away from you i"am lactose intoleren
IRONVALOR
oh its all good.. Im an EMT
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
thou it does give me diareha which makes a good lubricant
Woul you give me muth to butt
IRONVALOR
Nothing wrong with dirt in the ol flowerpot.. makes for good fertilizer
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
would you give me mouth to butt
CAG ToxicBob
bass to mouth
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Cheech always says wash your butt cheek
CAG ToxicBob
just the cheeks
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Cheech must be waiting 4 his Viagra to kick in
IRONVALOR
that or he has fallen in the floor because the gerbal made its way northward
CAG ToxicBob
leemywinks?
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Hey toxic have you hears from Reaper
heard
CAG ToxicBob
no
he has been busy with school
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
ya I know wanted to help him out with some cash 4 his BF3
CAG ToxicBob
i think cheech talks to him on facebook
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
I see theres a conact number Ill ry latter
contact
IRONVALOR
Games are expensive as hell now days
I bought MW3 and BF3 and its like 113 bucks or so
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
ya when a new 1 comes out every mounth
CAG ToxicBob
i got 8 games between labor day and christmas
IRONVALOR
Thats about 400 bucks right there
CAG ToxicBob
more like 500
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Ya I am glad i didnt get addicted till this year will br 14 months
IRONVALOR
I could pick up scuba diving but this is more fun and there is no actual effort required
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
butt diving is free
I mean muff
CAG ToxicBob
not if they have herpes
IRONVALOR
Muff is never free...
your gonna be outta money between the Hotel room the rodeo clown and the STD Treatments
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
dont wast your money on medications hookers need money 2
IRONVALOR
So do divorce lawyers
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
I save money I got a clown outfit but it cost money for the dry cleaners specialy with the xtra stains
IRONVALOR
I always tell them I blow my nose on the crotchal area
CAG ToxicBob
quit
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
lattef IV gato go
IRONVALOR
See ya bro
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
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IRONVALOR
Whats up Homie
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IRONVALOR
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