People that have a problem with trash talk annoy me. I don't understand how you can play an adult game about killin folks and think the right thing to do is sit on the couch with the mic up your ass.

Kids annoy me, though their parents probably annoy me more. I feel as though it's my biological responsibility to punch their parents in the face for raising their children to be dipshits.

College kids. I don't care about your pot and Dave Matthews CD collection so keep it off the mic. I'm not your bro either, and that hippie voice has to go. Take a damned testosterone booster.

Lag comp. Nuff said.

Internet gangstas. I'm not talkin about people that like rap music and behave as such. I'm talkin about the knuckleheads that get together in the room and have similar backgrounds, then talk about ridin dirty and smackin bitches up. Real gangsters don't sit in front of the xbox all day.

Lag comp. Enough has not been said. I pay a significant amount of money each month in order to enjoy the highest speed internet that my area has to offer. It is a slap in my face when some cheapskate bastard who uses carrier pigeons as an internet provider causes my game to be slowed down just because he doesn't get enough hours at McDonald's.

Brits. And I don't mean in general, I mean in-game. I can't understand what the hell they're saying, and their obvious lag causes a great many problems. Add to it that they are inevitably going to jump on the anti-American train with typical insults such as "Americans are fat, and you've got a recipe for $%^. On the flip side they can be quite entertaining.

People that turn their microphone on then don't speak into it. There is a whole frickin zoo going ape shit in their living room, their mom is yelling at them to put their crusty sheets in the wash, and the bastard has asthma. Use it or turn the damned thing off.

I hope that question wasn't rhetorical.