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  1. June 4th, 2013 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAG Viking View Post
    Haha. I haven't heard that one in a long time.
    Do you know where it originally came from? I heard it at a bar with a few friends and no one was really sure where it came from.

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    I have no idea either.

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    What is the definition of relative humidity : it's the sweat off your balls from f****** your sister in law . Sorry if this offend anyone

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    How many Indians does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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    Ok then ill just say it.. None.. fuck it we'll drink in the dark.


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    lol i wasn't sure where that was going so i didn't ask how many. that's funny though.

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    look up un youtube.... Robin Williams Viagra Skit

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    So a duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the counter and asks "do you have any grapes?" (In full Donald Duck lisp) the bartender says "No". The duck leaves and comes back the next day. He again asks the bartender for some grapes. Now the duck leaves and comes back the next day to ask the same question...the bartender then replies back "No I don't have any fing grapes if you come back in here I WILL nail your feet to the floor!" The duck now leaves all scared and worried. Now the duck comes back to the bar the next night looking confident and majestic. He walks up to the bartender and asks "Got any nails?" And the bartender said "No!" Then the duck asked "Got any grapes?!"


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    Kevin Hart is amazing haha

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    I would post some stuff but my stuff is spur of the moment jokes that I think and then just say without any thought... So if you want to know my sense of humor just play some xbox with me you'll find out. Just ask everyone that has played with me

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