Jokes

[Buzzard]

Lets see how your sense of humor is ladies and gents.


Come up with your own joke/one liners, or funny story's.


"Borrow" them from comedians, but use quotes and put there name if you do this.


Videos from YouTube are far game.



I'm curious to see some original stuff, and some new stuff I've never seen or heard.

[Buzzard]

[BlameItOnGod13]

this shit is hilarious.

[BlameItOnGod13]

this too. i know you don't like but damn his stand up is soooooo funny.

[Buzzard]

[BlameItOnGod13]

LB is my dude.

[Buzzard]

LB is my dude.

Ah hell ya!

[SpitFire Johnny]

A woman is pregnant with triplets. On her way home from work one night shes caught in a shooting. Not fatally wounded she gives birth to all three children some time after the event. years later the woman's first daughter goes up to to her and says "Mom I have something to tell you." The mom asks what is it? The daughter says "I peed out a bullet." When the mother hears this she explains what had happened. The same day the second daughter says the same thing and the mother explains the story to her as well. Then the son goes to the mom and says "Mom I have something to tell you." The mom says "Let me guess, you peed out a bullet?" He says "No, I was masturbating and shot the dog..."

[Buzzard]

Haha. I haven't heard that one in a long time.

[SpitFire Johnny]

Its a winter day and snow is everywhere in town. A woman is walking down the sidewalk and sees a couple of priests watching these boys on their backs making snow angels. She goes "Hello fathers, Sunday service is over?" 1 of the priests responds "Yes it is, looking to grab a few cold ones with my friend here"