mrs. smith called on johnny to tell a personal story with a moral.
johnny said well my uncle ted was a marine fighter pilot during vietnam one day his plane got hit by a missle and was goin down. uncle ted grabbed a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete and bailed out. On the way down he drank the whole case of beer. as luck would have it he landed in the field surrounded by 100 viet cong soldiers. He started shooting his machine gun and killed 70 of them before he ran out of ammunition. Then he grabed the machete and killed 20 more before the machete blade broke. He then killed the last 10 with his bare hands.
oh my god exclaimed mrs.smith what could the moral of the story possibly be?
johnny said the moral of the story is dont mess with uncle ted when hes been drinking.
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