A man walks into a bar, he asks the bartender for a rum and coke.
The bartender says "ok", and hands him an apple.. The man says "this is an apple? I asked for a rum and coke"
The bartender replies "Just bite it"
The man bites the apple and is amazed that the apple tastes like rum, the bartender then says "Turn it around"
So the man does and low and behold, it's Coke. The mans amazed, the bartender tells him "It's an age old secret and sends him away.
A second man comes in and looks depressed and lonely.
The bartender asks "What are you having tonight"
The man replies "See, I haven't been out in such a long time, just got off a divorce.. To be honest I could go for some pussy"
To which the bartender hands him an apple.
The man is baffled, just staring at it,
Finally the bartender says "Just bite it"
The man bites it and spits it out almost immediately. "THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT"
To which the bartender says "Well? Turn it around!"