dude that way better than mine lol
nice job BTW
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This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!" she said.
"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."
"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."
"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"
"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"
Last edited by BROWnPRIDE03; June 29th, 2012 at 12:51 PM.
[QUOTE=BROWnPRIDE03;15414]For the guys who like to watch Southpark..
How would you like to create your personal avatar here is the link
http://www.southparkstudios.com/avatar
this is how i came out lol...
https://snt101.mail.live.com/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=f4c61c96-c190-11e1-9540-00237de4a69c&attindex=0&cp=-1&attdepth=0&imgsrc=cid%3a1340936421.4fed10e5162b0 %40services.southparkstudios.com&shared=1&blob=MHx Tb3V0aFBhcmtBdmF0YXIucG5nfGltYWdlL3BuZw_3d_3d&hm__ login=houstoncallerz&hm__domain=hotmail.com&ip=10. 13.0.8&d=d3875&mf=0&hm__ts=Fri%2c 29 Jun 2012 02%3a26%3a09 GMT&st=houstoncallerz&hm__ha=01_4cfaea812e34151d94 4e2b048fbb2630d75744b4dc6fb51b26c02a5d8174d716&one redir=1
(post how you created yourself)
Im always quoting SP its nice to know ill have someone who knows what im talking about!!!!!
Originally Posted by CAG CheechDogg
Here is what I did ..muahhaah..
im gonna call you Mantequilla from now on WORK! MEXICAN WORK!
BROWnPRIDE03 (June 29th, 2012)
Im not sure if you seen me on south park but here i am (PIMPING)
http://s1041.photobucket.com/albums/...ParkAvatar.jpg
(UPDATED IT)
Last edited by BROWnPRIDE03; June 29th, 2012 at 12:49 PM.
I got another South-Park picture here LOL..
maybe not better than cheech but mine has some hooter girls..
If you know what episode this was..
http://s1041.photobucket.com/albums/...rkAvatar-2.jpg
We were just watching that one last night bro! hahah....the raisins ! ...too funny!
BROWnPRIDE03 (June 29th, 2012)
ahahahha VERY NICE!!!!!!! BIG PIMPIN SINCE BIG PIMPINIm not sure if you seen me on south park but here i am (PIMPING)
http://s1041.photobucket.com/albums/...ParkAvatar.jpg
(UPDATED IT)
BROWnPRIDE03 (June 29th, 2012)
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