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[BROWnPRIDE03]

All jokes by BROWnPRIDE03

[BROWnPRIDE03]

If yuo can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plopoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny
iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and i awlyas tghuhot slpelling was ipmorantt!

(MIND-FUCK)

[OuttaTime]

that is pretty nuts

[BROWnPRIDE03]

(My Friend sent me this joke and i was thinking of sharing it to you guys...)

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.

He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

"This is a brothel", replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

[CAG CheechDogg]

I had no problem reading that , we did this as a school project in english and science when I was in high school.

[CAG CheechDogg]

HAHAHHA Nice! good shit man

[BROWnPRIDE03]

Thanks man but i couldn't have done it with out my friend for sending me this joke...

[GoA v DeMoNz v]

yea that wasn't hard to read at all, lol, try another one

[StormySGT ELIAS]

Yo Brown Pride check out Stormy's Corner in the forum maybe start your own thread and post your jokes all in 1 location also ( just an Idea) .

[BROWnPRIDE03]

(Here you go guys!! Another funny joke)

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.