Okay I've had a great idea, inspired by the bunting that recently bequeathed my homeland. And noticing the lack of other Battlefield 3 players in my timezone, as currently it is generally Puggy, Vern, and myself defending the far stretched lands of the battlefield during GMT hours...
So, I have thought about this long and hard. Unfortunately my plans of rallying the troops by packing a Land Rover with trestle tables and bunting, and driving out to the caspian sea to decorate the Abrams tanks with CAG insignias, and set up a small fair at one of the flags. Which may feature such popular games as 'Dunk the Deathvern', and 'Puggy's plate smashing', or perhaps 'Get naked with Naked' for the more adventurous punters, as well as more common place recruitment efforts such as a TOW missile shooting range, and a two hour ongoing tactics and strategy lesson by popular self credited YouTubers (Soapbox's available on request). Sadly however, once I woke up I realised the practicality of this may not be do-able, as I may need to write to Dice and ask them to code all this into the game for me...
So Plan B.
I propose that Puggy, Deathvern, and myself, will drive around the UK inspiring subjects with out war stories, and displaying our many medals and honours to crowds of deserving people. For out first tour, I suggest we go easy and visit places where we know the crowds will listen, hang on our every word and gasp in awe of Vern's joystick skills. Therefore, taking this criteria into consideration, I suggest our first 'Tour of Duty' shall take place in the many Strip clubs of the UK. In order to do this, we will require a special 'Beer allowance fund' from the Clan, and possible a special order of £1 notes from Scotland (To be provided via Puggy).
I will appreciate any feedback on this motion, it is a service I am willing to offer, no need for thanks, I am happy to serve my Clan in this manor, and hope the others will support this idea as strongly as I do.
Thank you for listening.
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