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I have added a few new chat bar emoticons. Please use the following commands to find out what they are, all commands are between the quotation marks. If you guys want other emoticons please check this site out and request them EMOTICONS
":)"
":d"
":p"
";)"
":("
":'("
":@"
":o"
"(l)"
"8|"
":s"
"8)"
":/"
":|"
":*)"
":t"
":9"
":2"
":h"
":4"
":7"
":c"
":u"
":w"
":f"
:ar take this bitches!
:7
Eagle they don't work on the forums, I have to add them here too. I will have them done sometime this week.
All information on both chatbars available for you can be found here.
If you have any questions post them here.
I will answer you one question off the bat.
To turn off the sound of the gunfire simply click on the 2nd box from the right between the chat box and the x box. When you turn it off completely, the 3 bars will light up red. When the volume is all the way up it has 1 bar.
Is there any way at all to get it to work with Internet Explorer? I have Google Chrome at home and it works, but I'm not allowed to get it here at school, which is freakin retarded.
Try to see if you can get Firefox. It should work in IE , I don't see why you have that problem.
Me either. They won't allow me to download anything like that, chrome or Firefox.
yeah! wont let me do any of download the chat bars either! but its alright.... cheech will fix it ASAP when he gets back online! but until then... no chat:(
If you guys want new smileys for the chat bar and forums please let me know here. I am adding an changed the commands of all the smileys on the chat bar to something easier.
I want some banana sex... oh wait, you already have banana sex...
The following are the commands list for the new chat bar emoticons. I will add more later.
":)", ":d", ":p", ";)", ":(", ":'(", ":@", ":o", "(l)", "8|", ":S", "8)", ":/", ":|", ":*)",":sniper",":gatlin",":uzies",":chopper",":cr ap",":mooners",":canada",":britain",":eatcake",":s nowfight",":chugbeer",":salute",":thailand",":bana nasex"
all the commands start with the colon by itself followed by the character, example would be :uzies would give you the smiley shooting 2 uzies at the same time.
Have fun!
Woah... Just epic. You get a hell yeah!
Well sometimes we get into some pretty funny ass convos in chat bar and some are hell of hilarious to. Here is one we had earlier today but I fell asleep:
There is a poll for this post, vote if its funny or not above.
:banansex
IRONVALOR
;bananafuck
hahaha
CAG CheechDogg
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
The F.D. must be standing around saying hey this xbox stuff sound cool
CAG ToxicBob
you guys are fucked up
IRONVALOR
gives a whole new meaning to Peanut butter Jelly time
CAG CheechDogg
sure does
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
O you have a dog too I have a Husky
IRONVALOR
I have a Chiuahua
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
l bet his name is lucky
IRONVALOR
I used a little bit of shoe polish and now hes a dalmation
CAG CheechDogg
nice
IRONVALOR
Feisty actually
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
mexican chiuahua
tell him youl get him a green card he will never turn you in
IRONVALOR
Right now I have sorta bought stock in Peter Pan Peanut butter
CAG ToxicBob
isn't mexican chiuahua the meat that taco bell uses in their tacos
IRONVALOR
Thats Chinchilla
close though
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
no mexcican Gato
IRONVALOR
but Chinchilla is by far more fun to say
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
thats Mexican puss_
IRONVALOR
I had a Mexican once
tasted like Cinnamon
God I miss him!
HAHAHA
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
I heard you had Mexican in you
CAG ToxicBob
me to he finished cleaning up the leafs an hour ago
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
ME
IRONVALOR
hahahah
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
every time we talk like this Cheech runs o the bathroom and strokes it
CAG ToxicBob
he does it in the kitchen
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
I think he took bob
oh never mind
IRONVALOR
I do it in the drawer
CAG ToxicBob
nice
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
he likes the spatula cause his ass sticks to his Georgeforman
IRONVALOR
you have to use more crisco
and it leaves more of a golden brown tinge than the grill marks
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Socks 4 me cause all you do is turn them inside out
CAG ToxicBob
what happens when they can stand up by themselves
IRONVALOR
No socks for me.. I am so backed up I could blow the seam apart
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
mine have holes in the
its like a presure release valve
pressure
comes out like tooth paste
IRONVALOR
Mine comes out like somebody turned on a firehose
full of curdled milk
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
stay away from you i"am lactose intoleren
IRONVALOR
oh its all good.. Im an EMT
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
thou it does give me diareha which makes a good lubricant
Woul you give me muth to butt
IRONVALOR
Nothing wrong with dirt in the ol flowerpot.. makes for good fertilizer
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
would you give me mouth to butt
CAG ToxicBob
bass to mouth
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Cheech always says wash your butt cheek
CAG ToxicBob
just the cheeks
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Cheech must be waiting 4 his Viagra to kick in
IRONVALOR
that or he has fallen in the floor because the gerbal made its way northward
CAG ToxicBob
leemywinks?
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Hey toxic have you hears from Reaper
heard
CAG ToxicBob
no
he has been busy with school
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
ya I know wanted to help him out with some cash 4 his BF3
CAG ToxicBob
i think cheech talks to him on facebook
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
I see theres a conact number Ill ry latter
contact
IRONVALOR
Games are expensive as hell now days
I bought MW3 and BF3 and its like 113 bucks or so
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
ya when a new 1 comes out every mounth
CAG ToxicBob
i got 8 games between labor day and christmas
IRONVALOR
Thats about 400 bucks right there
CAG ToxicBob
more like 500
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
Ya I am glad i didnt get addicted till this year will br 14 months
IRONVALOR
I could pick up scuba diving but this is more fun and there is no actual effort required
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
butt diving is free
I mean muff
CAG ToxicBob
not if they have herpes
IRONVALOR
Muff is never free...
your gonna be outta money between the Hotel room the rodeo clown and the STD Treatments
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
dont wast your money on medications hookers need money 2
IRONVALOR
So do divorce lawyers
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
I save money I got a clown outfit but it cost money for the dry cleaners specialy with the xtra stains
IRONVALOR
I always tell them I blow my nose on the crotchal area
CAG ToxicBob
quit
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
lattef IV gato go
IRONVALOR
See ya bro
CAG Stormy SGT ELIAS
quit
Homie Simpson
join
Homie Simpson
quit
Homie Simpson
join
IRONVALOR
Whats up Homie
Homie Simpson
quit
IRONVALOR
quit
You dog
Rule #1 you don't talk about fight club .
Rule #2 Don't drink and drive .
rule #3 Don't drink and Chat . (Burp) (hicup) (burp)
bahahhah!
Well... at least the world knows we all love each other I reckon...
It's not love iron it's lust
really though whats not to lust after... Im dead sexeh
Yes, Toxic makes me feel funny....
I have that affect on men
Im feeling it now
Seems like Toxic is the same, nothings change around here, eh. Spreading the immortal gayness lol j/k
you guys are gayer than five dudes jell-o wrestling naked....
.....and i like it
Jello wrestling is not Gay it's a sport real men participate in CAUTION do not eat the Jello it's sugar free I know
Come to the dark side Dubs.. we have candy
IRON.....Dubs is already a "JELLO KNIGHT" .....the fucker is the Darkside! hahah
You look here.. if Toxic has you then I get Dubs.. Do not make me shank somebody up in here. I cannot go back to jail
Bahahaha...I knew Iron took it up the ass at some point...hes scared for life!
What happened that night is between that man his hot tub that rodeo clown his video camera.. and of course those car batteries. ( For safety sake )
Yeah the chatbar's server is down right now. Happens from time to time.
But yeah, we should of thought about flyers for when we go to Midnight releases like this. Good idea dude!
We should definitely put together a flyer for when MW3 comes out so we can all pass them out at the midnight release of that.
Ok guys I am adding some new sounds to the shoutbox.
Now instead of the default beep sound when someone types a message, you will hear the Budweiser "WAAASSSSSSSUP"
If you can't hear the new sound click on this link and refresh your page!
http://www.cagclan.com/components/com_bowobchat/bowob_theme/sound_2.mp3
Lately with all the new recruits and registered members on our forums a few of you have sent me messages about not being able to use the shoutbox in the front page of our website or the error "This page has insecure content". load the page or don't load warning when you sign in.
This warning is not a security thread but only a warning by the idiots of Google Chrome that there is a script on our website that is not using the https protocol like the rest of the website. Every script that belongs to our website is under the https protocol instead of the regular http protocol that most websites use. The only script on our website that does not use the https protocol is the shoutbox on our front page which is hosted on the developers own server which allows us to use it without using our own bandwidth.
This however posses no security threat to any of you as I make sure that everything on our servers is kept secure, private and encrypted.
So how do you disable that annoying warning? Go to your desktop and right click on the google chrome Icon and do the following:
Click on Properties at the very bottom
Under the first text box which is called "Target:" replace what is already there with the following command , copy and paste everything in red!
"C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Local Settings\Application Data\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe" --allow-running-insecure-content
Hit apply and ok and you are done! That will disable that annoying warning. This is the reason many of you can not use the shout box on our front page.
For those of you who do you use Google Chrome and want to see what content is insecure by google's standards to the following:
You can bring up Developer Tools (CTRL + SHIFT + I) and go to Console tab. there you will have log entries showing you the insecure content.
Ya I told yu about this the first day I ran across this and you thought I was stupid lol
I kid you Cheech but you did say WTF
Well yeah you told me about this but I didn't understand what you were telling me, you said you had a blank page which is something I have not come across yet, only the warning about insecure content lol...did it work for you?
Ok if you guys are having problems with Google Chrome opening up the shoutbox do the following:
Open up your Chrome browser, log on. Once you are logged in click on the following Icon that looks like a silver shield mark by the red arrow.
https://www.cagclan.com/images/stories/cag_shoutbox.jpg
The click on the following "Load anyway" link:
https://www.cagclan.com/images/stori...shoutbox_2.jpg
Once you do that you will be fine. If after doing this your Shoutbox doesn't open, repeat the process. Chrome is starting to act like a dumb fucking cunt. Sorry guys but this is out of my hands.
Just a reminder, we do have a chatbox, shoutbox that is located in the front page of our website, not our forums but our front page, www.CAGCLAN.com
Thanks for pointing that out Cheech! We do LOVE everyone being active and posting on the forums....we would like to see you guys on the Chat too :-)T