A man runs into a bar...

...and says to the bartender, "give me 12 shots of tequila, just line 'em up". So the bartender pours out 12 shots of tequila, and as soon as he finishes pouring, the man starts slamming them back one after the other as fast as he can. The bartender stops him after 8 drinks and says, "whoa there, mister. Why are you drinking those so fast?". The mans responds "If you had what I have, you'd be drinking them like this too". And the bartender, now concerned, asks "What do you have?". And the man responds, forty-two cents".

Nice! nice! I like that one! you get some + Rep and a Fucking Hell Yeah!

lol old but gold

That was hilarious. I'm completely stoned right now and dude, i laughed for like a half hour. Post some more of this shit man.

Lol..I will post new jokes later, I have some pretty good ones !