JDChubbyBunny Joke Thread

A doctor walks into a bank after a long day of work to deposit his weekly check. The teller hands him the slip for the deposit and the doctor reaches into his shirt pocket for a writing utensil and writes in the information and hands it back to the teller. The teller looks at the slip confused and tells the doctor it is blank. Not realizing what had happened the doctor reaches back into the pocket to check his pen. He pulls out a thermometer and says "Oh great, some asshole has my pen"